You come up with the most interesting things! While I do like money and cereal, that's a tad unoriginal so... I have a cat whose actual name is Monty but nickname is Monkey (don't ask me why, it just kind of fits him), and I like to cook but am not always very good at it so have inflicted some rather questionable meals on the unwary.

Do you have any pets? And, if not, what type would you have? (I know two questions, I'm greedy ;) )